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Amy
10 August 2020 @ 07:29 pm
 
 
Amy
24 June 2009 @ 08:26 pm


Poll #1420738
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18

Is subtlety dead?

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Yes, and YOU killed it, you dirty whore.
2 (11.1%)

No, it's just pining for the fjords!
8 (44.4%)

All it needs is seven inches of mystery meat sandwich, baby.
8 (44.4%)

It's locked in your trunk with me.
2 (11.1%)

I'm Batman.
11 (61.1%)

It'll be back in three days.
3 (16.7%)

No, but it just saved a bunch of money on its car insurance by switching to Geico!
5 (27.8%)

It just wanted its phone call. :(
3 (16.7%)

TICKY BOX
11 (61.1%)

 
 
Amy
24 May 2009 @ 12:11 pm
Woah. Woah.

Woah.

Woah.

Woah.

Woah.


This is not my Batman glass. )
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Amy
21 April 2009 @ 01:51 am
Tell me an interesting fact about you, flist. :D

EDIT: I said interesting.
 
 
Amy
18 April 2009 @ 02:46 pm
So dude. Duuuude. I have a new bra, and it is made of win and lace. I look damn fucking sexy in it and my boobs are FANTASTIC and I want to graft this damn thing to my skin.

I went bra shopping with a friend. It's almost like I'm a girl or something. Daaaayum.

I have friends now, and a life, and I don't eat alone most of the time now. In fact, the meals I eat alone are in the minority.

My head is no longer a swirling vortex of miasma and tears.

I think... dare I say it?

The depression is gone.

I am Amy again.
 
 
Amy
17 April 2009 @ 01:14 pm

Who has it easier—men or women? Why or why not?

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This is a stupid question and [info]rona_emo should feel stupid for submitting it.
 
 
Amy
16 April 2009 @ 09:32 pm
I TOTALLY SAW YOU SIGN ON FOR LIKE A SECOND THEN SIGN OFF

I'M WATCHING YOU
 
 
Amy
15 April 2009 @ 07:13 pm
My ten-year-old brother just sent me an email for the first time.

"Hey Amy. I love you.♥ I really miss you. Thanks for seting this acount up for me. Now I don't have to wate 'till Dad's off the phone to talk to you.How are you doing in school. I'm doing good. All A's and B+'s.But best of all April vacation is at the of the end of the weekIv've got to go now.Hopefuly I'll be able to talk again soon.See ya later.Love ya.Bye."

And then a row of like fourteen smilies including this little lobster thing. akjdfl;jads ADORABLE.
 
 
Amy
13 April 2009 @ 08:19 pm
urgh  
And here I thought I was done PMSing and blowing things out of proportion.
 
 
Amy
13 April 2009 @ 08:07 pm
AIM  
I am very very very bored and my buddy list has exactly three people who aren't RPers on it, so IM me for fuck's sake. I'm "socksaresocky".
 
 
 
Amy
11 April 2009 @ 04:14 am
Fucking insecurity angst goddamn bullshit. I am perpetually convinced that my friends all hate me- or at the very least, only barely tolerate me. I don't know why I suddenly turned into a validation-craving leech but it bothers the hell out of me. Was I always like this?

Somebody who knew me a year or two ago- have I always craved validation and approval and attention this badly? D:
 
 
 
 
Amy
07 April 2009 @ 03:10 pm
Ever ever ever ever ever overdose on Benadryl. Or on anything. Activated charcoal is the nastiest stuff on the face of the planet. I have sworn to maintain my health purely to avoid that shit.

And before you ask: no, it was not intentional. I kept spacing that I had already taken some and before I knew it I was looking at the bottle and going "whurr did they all go D:". And yes I am fine now. I went to the hospital at like 3:30 this morning and GODDAMN my stomach will NEVER BE OKAY from all the fucking charcoal they made me drink oh my christ and ballz.

Fuck my life. I'm still nocturnal and now I just want to jump off a cliff so I don't have to feel my stomach churning any more. Argh.
 
 
Amy
06 April 2009 @ 08:41 am
Should I keep my current default icon, or switch to this?

 
 
Amy
05 April 2009 @ 10:23 pm
Everybody who comments to this post will get a reply full of love and compliments.
 
 
Amy
04 April 2009 @ 08:12 pm
* Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
* Go to IMDB.com and find a quote from each movie.
* Post them here for everyone to guess.
* Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
* NO cheating!

Read more... )
 
 
Amy
02 April 2009 @ 08:52 pm
LOVE MEME TIME
♥♥♥
 
 
Amy
02 April 2009 @ 04:12 am
Jiz is a terrible and disgusting sin against the Lord our God. Concern ye not with the falsehoods that fly from the mouth of Jiz, for down that path lies only damnation and faggotry.
 
 
 
 

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