The Troll-Queen of Angmar
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The Troll-Queen of Angmar
24 June 2009 @ 08:26 pm


Is subtlety dead?

Yes, and YOU killed it, you dirty whore.
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No, it's just pining for the fjords!
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All it needs is seven inches of mystery meat sandwich, baby.
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It's locked in your trunk with me.
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I'm Batman.
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It'll be back in three days.
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No, but it just saved a bunch of money on its car insurance by switching to Geico!
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It just wanted its phone call. :(
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TICKY BOX
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The Troll-Queen of Angmar
24 May 2009 @ 12:11 pm
Woah. Woah.

Woah.

Woah.

Woah.

Woah.


This is not my Batman glass.Collapse )
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The Troll-Queen of Angmar
21 April 2009 @ 01:51 am
Tell me an interesting fact about you, flist. :D

EDIT: I said interesting.
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
18 April 2009 @ 02:46 pm
So dude. Duuuude. I have a new bra, and it is made of win and lace. I look damn fucking sexy in it and my boobs are FANTASTIC and I want to graft this damn thing to my skin.

I went bra shopping with a friend. It's almost like I'm a girl or something. Daaaayum.

I have friends now, and a life, and I don't eat alone most of the time now. In fact, the meals I eat alone are in the minority.

My head is no longer a swirling vortex of miasma and tears.

I think... dare I say it?

The depression is gone.

I am Amy again.
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
17 April 2009 @ 01:14 pm
LJ::User=HASH(0x2b317439ad70)
Who has it easier—men or women? Why or why not?


This is a stupid question and rona_emo should feel stupid for submitting it.
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
16 April 2009 @ 09:32 pm
I TOTALLY SAW YOU SIGN ON FOR LIKE A SECOND THEN SIGN OFF

I'M WATCHING YOU
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
15 April 2009 @ 07:13 pm
My ten-year-old brother just sent me an email for the first time.

"Hey Amy. I love you.♥ I really miss you. Thanks for seting this acount up for me. Now I don't have to wate 'till Dad's off the phone to talk to you.How are you doing in school. I'm doing good. All A's and B+'s.But best of all April vacation is at the of the end of the weekIv've got to go now.Hopefuly I'll be able to talk again soon.See ya later.Love ya.Bye."

And then a row of like fourteen smilies including this little lobster thing. akjdfl;jads ADORABLE.
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
13 April 2009 @ 08:19 pm
urgh  
And here I thought I was done PMSing and blowing things out of proportion.
 
 
 
The Troll-Queen of Angmar
13 April 2009 @ 08:07 pm
AIM  
I am very very very bored and my buddy list has exactly three people who aren't RPers on it, so IM me for fuck's sake. I'm "socksaresocky".